If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy Calling a martini a "little

Calling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag

Dude's conjuring sparkles right next to the words that make him unemployable

right behind putting cheese in a spray can

A tribute to the iconic 1980s and early 1990s Saturday morning TV show

If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy Calling a martini a "littleGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.