Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Royal " with stars flanking "1887

" with stars flanking "1887

A salmon-pink disc inside depicts a vintage-style illustration of a woman bowler in mid-release pose beside a ball return machine

which is either terrible politics or peak honesty

Bold red uppercase text below reads "ST

Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Royal " with stars flanking "1887Charles De Mar's eggnog recipe lists lighter fluid as the key ingredient, and honestly, nobody at that party questioned it. A family tradition built on flammable beverages and zero accountability. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG" on a distressed turquoise label with snow covered edges. A cartoon figure in a top hat and formal suit stands above white cursive reading "A