American Dibs On The Moon - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Johnny complimenting that station wagon

Johnny complimenting that station wagon is the most precisely targeted act of suburban psychological warfare ever deployed at a country club

LaRusso's chauffeur service ran on zero paperwork and a tired wagon hauling her kid to unpaid labor at some stranger's house

Inspired by Escape from New York

Rufus delivered that future tourism pitch completely straight and somehow made strip mall utopia sound like paradise

American Dibs On The Moon - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Johnny complimenting that station wagonPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."