Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL and apparently obliterating someone's guest

and apparently obliterating someone's guest bathroom plumbing beyond repair

binding dockworkers and shopkeepers around a shared identity

and trekking poles walking a trail toward a large mountain peak

Hauling your existential dread into the woods just gives it better scenery

Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL and apparently obliterating someone's guestThrowing a pigskin over them mountains is the foundational myth of a man whose entire resume lives in a camcorder. Uncle Rico peaked in a timeline that never existed, and he's still selling it. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: White bold text reads "Over Them" above gray mountain peaks with horizontal blue stripes and dark pine tree silhouettes. A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid throw gripping a football.