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the nuanced flavors are lost in the cold and then get watered down as you sip

A Prayer for Grant Funding Cocktail Candle Dinosaur Revolution Don't let your research giveYouve filled out stacks and stacks of paperwork, youve submitted more proposals than you can count. Youve stayed up into the wee hours of the morning to just revise your submission one last time before the deadline. And you havent heard anything back. Research takes money. All scientists know that waiting for funding is the pits. In the meantime, go ahead and light this Prayer for Grant Funding Cocktail Candle and add some good juju to your proposal.