Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Large white script reads "Pelicans"

Large white script reads "Pelicans" with bold golden-yellow retro block text below reading "Baseball

not kids eating floor on rented skates in New Dorp

Chubbs deserved better

smaller weathered golden-yellow sans-serif text reads "NEW YORK" over "CITY

Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Red Large white script reads "Pelicans"Stockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit