If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex T-Shirt watsonville Bold distressed white block capitals

Bold distressed white block capitals read "WASH YOUR BALLS" beneath the figure

Red script text reads "Squatchin'" across the top

NV" with decorative script reading "Since 1996" above a small ornamental flourish

" with white block text reading "1991" below

If You Ain't First You're Last - Talladega Nights - Unisex T-Shirt watsonville Bold distressed white block capitalsRicky Bobby built an entire career on drunk parenting advice and never once checked the source. Reese finally admits he was high when he said it, but by then the philosophy is sponsor welded to the hood. Inspired by Talladega Nights. The Details: Bold white italic text reads "IF YOU AIN'T" above diagonal racing stripes in yellow, red, white, and blue leading into the oversized word "FIRST." Below, white text reads "YOU'RE LAST" with a white checkered