Guyabeetus - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red Slapping a no smoking sign

Slapping a no smoking sign on it is just responsible interstellar travel

Framing a guy for a massacre he tried to stop and then putting a tip line on the wanted poster is peak government efficiency

Nobody throwing a pool party ever looked that greased up and vengeful

A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder

Guyabeetus - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red Slapping a no smoking signFlavortown's last stop is a Liberty Medical commercial, and everybody at the buffet already knows it. Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot. The Details: Posterized photographic portrait depicts a Wilford Brimley and Guy Fieri mashup figure with spiky bleached hair, sunglasses, a thick mustache, and a black bowling shirt with red and yellow flame graphics. Bold white uppercase sans serif text across